18 Thoughts If You've Got Big Boobs..
At the age of 8 I was roller skating in my polly pocket skates, eating Mr Whippy's from the ice cream van and thinking I was well cool.. I was also wearing B cup bras and I was perfectly okay with it.
I've always had big boobs (36F) & I've always had saggy boobs, whether that's bad posture, genetics or my ever fluctuating weight, I've got em' and they're a part of me. Although it took me a while to accept my body and boobs (read my pretty popular saggy boob post that could've gone viral but didn't LOL) I can now be brutally honest about insecurities, lumps and bumps and everything in between, including the thoughts that us big boobed girls have.
1. I cannot wait to get home and get this fucking bra off. It's literally digging in to my side boob fat.
2. I need a bra but they're so expensive. Do I have a spare £35 to spend on a bra that I don't even like. DPMO.
3. *looks at tits* why are you so heavy though?
4. I don't like my boobs. Nope. Just nope.
5. *googles*: how much is a breast reduction?
6. I know I've gained weight because my smaller boob is now the same size as my bigger boob and my bigger boob is spelling out of my favourite AND only black bra I own. FFS!
7. My boobs would be so much better if they didn't fall under my armpit when I lay down.
8. *runs up the stairs* okay that fucking hurt.
9. *Orders a top from Missguided, tries it on and relies you have to go braless* okay.. I'm fucking done.
11. OMG it's well cheap.. Perky tits here I come. That £17.99 top didn't go to waste thank god. I'm gonna look BANGING on Friday night. Legit BANGING.
12. Why's everyone looking at my chest?
13. They're not that big are they?
14. Okay they're huge.
15. This shirt better do up..
16. Oh god (as you find a few pieces of popcorn in between your tits)
17. I wish I had smaller boobs.
18. I can't buy that. It's backless.
Big boobs are hella annoying, but I personally, wouldn't change a damn thing.
Big boobs are hella annoying, but I personally, wouldn't change a damn thing.
I FEEL YA! I do posts like this all the time and have genuinley considered a reduction so mnay times. Currently saving up and praying for the day my J's can be D's!
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Oh lawd Gracie I do have the exact sentiments as you expressed. I am so conscious of my saggy hanging low heavy titts and cracked heels. Yup I said it, whew what a load off my chest. They're so both annoying it keeps me in my apt and isolated from the outside world which in turn makes my depression way more out of control.
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ReplyDeleteLove this!!! Literally small ass tasks such as doing the washing up without a bra on got my back in all kinds of pain! But I agree, I wouldn't swap my babies out for anything :))
ReplyDeleteYep.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely from a 46N well that's what I think they are
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I have the opposite problem in that region, but I still love this post haha! Oh, and I feel ya on the bra digging in thing!
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OMG, This post is so fucking accurate its unreal, my boobage is a right pain in the ass literally get the WORST backache ever! I'm pretty sure I started wearing bras when I was about 8. I can remember my first bra was a hideous pink thing with monkeys on from tesco HA! -xo
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Err I think you'll find that popcorn you found in your cleavage is what's also known as 'pudding' ;) Love this post!
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yup thats me! haha running is out of the question!
ReplyDeletePam xo/ Pam Scalfi♥
i totally agree with everything!!! i have 32E :/ wish i had a small one.
ReplyDeleteFrom a 44G I agree 100% Man I feel like we are long lost cousins or something I'm often just nodding along with either your videos or blog posts! Keep being so authentically Gracie!
ReplyDeleteFrom a 44G I agree 100% Man I feel like we are long lost cousins or something I'm often just nodding along with either your videos or blog posts! Keep being so authentically Gracie!
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS MY LIFE STORY. I literally think these every single day!
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Why do you cuss so much?
ReplyDeleteLove this!! Couldn't be more true.
ReplyDeleteP.s there are a couple of spelling mistakes on number 6&9 just thought you should know :)